Oh my Madonna!

I love Madonna.

As I child I scratched all my Madonna albums because I was dancing around a bit too energetically and a bit too close to the record player.

Her films aren't really my cup of tea, apart from Desperately Seeking Susan, but her video clips are marvellous.

I've loved her style and looks forever, but something has upset me recently.

What has happened to her face?

I realise she's had work done and has done for a fair while now. We all know that yoga doesn't make your face look 20 years younger.

But reading mailonline.com earlier in the week was a revelation. And not good one.

The photo. Really sad.

She looked like Ivana Trump meets Jerry Hall meets Sophie Dahl.

Please Madonna, Esther or whatever you call yourself. Stop.

Weird Science!

I really loved that film back in the day, but actually that's not what my post is about today.

I love reading stories about the weird and extreme beauty treatments of the stars. I was reading a story on mailonline.com about it and it totally cracked me up.

Simon Cowell takes a cocktail of vitamins and minerals via an IV drip, Demi Moore loves being sucked by leeches, Kylie and Gwynnie love snake venom moisturisers and Madonna loves nothing more than a placenta face mask. Nice.

So, what weird and wonderful treatments do you swear by?

Let me know by posting your comments at the end of this post and I'll share your stories in the next week or two!

Can't wait to hear from you!